My love letter to all my fellow twitterers… With love and gratitude for Michael Stipe and REM.

That’s great! It starts with a joke tweet
trolls and bots, an offer made
And Elon Musk is not afraid

Eye if a hurricane, listen to the staff churn
Musk decrees his own needs, don’t mis-serve your own needs

Hardcore twitter now, speed, grunt, no strength
The platform starts to clatter with a fear of flight, staff might

Fire in a tire, advertising deals gone
Under governmental mire and a combat site
Left of best and falling in a hurry
With the tweeters pulling down their data

Team by team staffers baffled, cut, oh, bye bye
Look at that blue check! Fine, then
Uh oh, parody, oh imposters, common troll
But it’ll do. Save yourself, serve yourself.
EM serves his own needs, listen to our heart bleed.
Tweet me with the rapture and the irreverent right, right?
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It’s the end of twitter as we know it
It’s the end of twitter as we know it
It’s the end of twitter as we know it, and I feel fine

Six o’clock. Twitter hour
Don’t get caught in foreign tower
Type and post, return
Listen to yourself scroll
Fuck him Twitter 2 oh and bridge burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate
Light a Tesla, light a SpaceX
Step down, step down
Watch a Musk burn, burn
Uh oh, this means no fear; cavalier
Escape and join the flock!
A tournament, a tournament
A tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
And I decline

It’s the end of twitter as we know it
It’s the end of twitter as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of twitter as we know it, and I feel fine
(It’s time I had some time alone)
I feel fine

The other night I faved a bot
Monumental drift collide
Fountains hit with a mine
Drilnard Bernstein, Drilnid Brezhnev
Drilny Bruce, and Drilster bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly beans, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? (Right!)

It’s the end of twitter as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of twitter as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of twitter as we know it, and I feel fine
(It’s time I had some time alone)

It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
(It’s time I had some time alone)

It’s the end of the world as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
(It’s time I had some time alone)

It’s the end of the world as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it
(It’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
(It’s time I had some time alone)